Thanksgiving Day Funnies
Posted By: floppingaces      11/22/2012 2:02:34 PM
Flopping Aces, by Wordsmith
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“No one knows what David Petraeus will do next. All I know is he’s in for one awkward Thanksgiving.” –Craig Ferguson

“Another big storm could hit the Northeast by Wednesday, preventing millions from visiting relatives for Thanksgiving. But there’s also a downside.” –Jimmy Fallon

“Today, President Obama pardoned the Thanksgiving turkey. The turkey then turned right around and pardoned the president for the bad economy.” -Jay Leno