The Passing of Christmas Posted By: Denny Hartford 12/13/2012 1:56:38 PM Vital Signs Blog, by Denny Hartford Original Article
From Santa Virginia, I’m retiring. I’ve already deleted my database, put the sleigh up on Craig’s List, and changed forever into civilian clothes. Mrs. Claus and I have sublet our cottage here to a Russian drilling crew (they insist they own the North Pole anyway) and we’ve sold the workshops to a Chinese toy manufacturer. For ourselves, we’ll be moving to Malta, at least for awhile...