I Saw Santa Smoking ´Lucky Strikes´
Posted By: locomotivebreath1901      12/20/2012 9:41:41 AM
locomotivebreath1901, by lb1901
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Everybody sing!

Christmas cigarettes.

Back in the day, Santa was made from sterner stuff than today´s panty waist PC nonsense: he had a pack a smokes rolled up in his t-shirt sleeve; and was girded by a big brass pair in order to pilot that sleigh across globe; going house to house, bestowing presents upon the good, and lumps o´ coal to the bad; then kissing mommies under mistletoe, while the Mrs. stayed home and baked cookies, dag nabbit!