BREAKING: Archeologists Find Hidden Version of Constitution (From 1790) In Chicago Cave Posted By: Yidwithlid 2/14/2013 8:38:53 AM Referenced Article written by SATIRE The Lid, by Jeff Dunetz Original Article
In a Washington D.C. news conference archeologists working for the Smithsonian Institution have announced an incredible discoverya hidden version of the U.S Constitution dated 1790. It was passed by the original 13 States and intended to supplant the version ratified in 1788 (the one we use now). The Chief Archeologist on the project named the document "the Dead Baseball Team Scrolls," because they were found in a previously unknown cave underneath Wrigley Field in Chicago.
According to the scientists, a 16-year-old boy named Zach Emanuel (who happens to be the son of the Chicago Mayor) was walking his dog near the